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... now you are fully relaxed. You think it would be fun to give the cat some kitty treats ...
If you run out of styrofoam peanuts, a cat can be useful.
Happiness is warm laundry fresh from the dryer.
Most cats are fascinated by pigeons on the window sill...
But approximately 20% of cats have a short attention span.
Much like chameleons, cats change their color to blend into their surroundings.
Cats like to take periodic inventory of their cat food.
Cats like to bring a close friend....
when they go to the dentist.
Cats get confused about which restroom to use.
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There are verifiable reasons that dogs, but not cats,
The long-held belief that cats cleaned themselves
You can teach a cat to wash her face and hands...
But you can't teach her to use a towel.
Due to high medical costs, some people have resorted to homemade Cat Scans.
"Don't let the cat out of the bag" is easier said than done.
"Don't let the cat out of the box" is usually more dependable.
Three cats can fit in one cat bed (if they're friends).
Some cats don't have any friends because they're grouchy.
Kittens like to sleep in warm places.
Computer monitors produce a lot of heat.
Kittens can't read.
It takes 2 cats to play a game of solitaire.
Baby kangaroos look very similar to domestic cats.
(Around age 3 they develop the distinguishing pouch where they keep their boomerang.)
In general, Cats do not like to be given a bath. However...
Many cats find a morning shower a refreshing way to start their day.
Cats need an anti-rabies vaccination every year.
(Symptoms of contact with a rabie are wearing a yarmulke and demanding gefilte fish.)
Cats can be trained to stay off of expensive furniture.
Cats can see in the dark.
(Batteries not included.)